Tuesday, December 12, 2006
people are stupid and ugly
angelina jolie is ugly. really ugly. not, like, jennifer aniston ugly, but way ugly still.
dammit, i swear i had another "fuck you" to hand out ... mark erelli? not really worth the effort. let's just say he's about as good as todd snider and that neither one is any good.
i didn't have this one planned, but after a quick glance around two blogs for someone to say fuck you to: fuck the black keys. you're boring as shit. beyond boring as shit. if there weren't white stripes (who haven't been exactly awesome in some while), then you might be more interesting, only no one would care.
for a really good drums/gtr duo, see des ark when they were a two-piece. and fuck you to the morons who didn't freak out when they heard that record. true, the demos were stronger.
dammit, i swear i had another "fuck you" to hand out ... mark erelli? not really worth the effort. let's just say he's about as good as todd snider and that neither one is any good.
i didn't have this one planned, but after a quick glance around two blogs for someone to say fuck you to: fuck the black keys. you're boring as shit. beyond boring as shit. if there weren't white stripes (who haven't been exactly awesome in some while), then you might be more interesting, only no one would care.
for a really good drums/gtr duo, see des ark when they were a two-piece. and fuck you to the morons who didn't freak out when they heard that record. true, the demos were stronger.
pull!
i don't understand lamenting nostalgia while simultaneously embracing nostalgic material like new young pony club. this 5-piece sounds completely studied/check-list 80s. the 4:30 clock on "the get go" (an admittedly excellent song name) reveals idea-lessness. like songs from the 80s that now seem vibrant and fun in memory but turn out to be so long and one-trick (insert joke here) upon reexamination that it's impossible to listen to the whole thing. i considered an instrument-by-instrument breakdown of its 80s-ness, but don't care enough except to say, fuck them.
and fuck the annuals and princess joanna newsom. i do not want to make babies with her and am therefore immune. i have a visceral reaction to her voice as intrigued as i am by the potential in the music. speaking of 2006-fuck yous, we've got a nice one picked out for tv on the radio. boys, you can pick that up on your way to oblivion.
happy holidays, fuckos.
and fuck the annuals and princess joanna newsom. i do not want to make babies with her and am therefore immune. i have a visceral reaction to her voice as intrigued as i am by the potential in the music. speaking of 2006-fuck yous, we've got a nice one picked out for tv on the radio. boys, you can pick that up on your way to oblivion.
happy holidays, fuckos.
Thursday, December 07, 2006
taking dead aim
i am ramping up to bring the hate. all you sucka mcs step aside. something-something riding pine. whatever. point is, i have a lot of hate to share (mostly about music) and am awfully tired of all of the half-assed criticism and the idiot morons laughing at something stupid in the distance. i am preparing to bring down the douchebag brigade. ready?
i'll be handing out a lot of 1.3 reviews soon as possible.
i'll be handing out a lot of 1.3 reviews soon as possible.
